..under the influence.

You know what the say about whatz always on a guyz mind? Itz not always so difficult to figure out. Well, feed him with more than 45% of 2 litres alcohol and you might just hear 'em slip out.

The day was about to end and we was gonna retire to bed but this call came in and me and ma house mate started off to the deserted shopping centre and talk under the influence of stupor about shitz n' stuff. From the wee hours of the morning these 5 guys from 4 different nationalities talked about girls, love, sex, religion, history, colonialis and bulshit until dawn breaked out!

You would never believe how intellectual, stubborn and sometimes stupid boys would be trying to make a statement about the sometimes the most absurd things...it was fun. There is this feeling of wastefulness that comes over yu when yu suddendly realise that you have used about 5hours bingeing and talking mostly crap. I took turns to listen to reason in order not to feel so useless at the end of the conversation...i could at least boast that i learnt something valuable.

We had attending to the ethanol so called Christians, Muslims, Atheists, Free-thinkers and Jesus-followers...Lord! The residents of the nearby hostel and security officials must be complaining about the noise we made by now. Wise'nes and folly flowed generously no doubt.

One of the questions that was raised was that, no bullshit, if there was Adam and Eve in the beginning, how the hell does Nigerian have about 250 languages? not to talk of the world at large. If geography entails skin color,

why do the 'blacks' that have lived in 'white' countries not turned white and vice versa?

I need not emphasis the degree of foolishness we were delving into, almost at the verge of blaspheming I gotta rest ma weary head right away....Lord help us mortals, the 'reason' you gave us is having a toil on us...Amen

talk words

'..do not forget ma teachings, but keep ma commands in your heart, for they will prolong your life many years and bring you prosperity...'

Words are gold 'they' always say, why dont we trade that on forex or stock markets too? This aint just about financial security, itz couples health issues too. What more could entrepreneurs ask for?

The advice is literally obey to 'these' words (not know them) and get wealthy and live long and healthy enough to enjoy it.

Now, what do they say generally about words?

• that God created the universe armed with 'just' words?(..psychos wanna dispute this tho......everything evolved from monkeys and tadpoles they say, I wonder if there is a concrete genesis of these' strings of evolution!)
• that words are binding? (Lawyers and politicians have a field day debating on this one)
• That you can create or destroy, curse or bless, bring to existence or rubbles, etc, with just words?
• words are what they are, yeah, just words
• a host of other knowlegeable or blatantly wack shitz n' stuffz

Well the list can be very exhausting...dont attempt going through them on a humid day or you'd be gaggin'. The thing about words are that, well, you might need a dictionary to understand but the real power lies in the speaking thereof, and, it doesnt need a 'power' amplifier to measure the watts dessipated.

To have a hands on experience on the efficacy of words, dont read no 'DIY' journals...flip through the pages of the 'good' book...and you'd be laughing at 'so called' experts of wits. All they ever do is plagarise - knowlingly or otherwise, whether they own up of debate on international tv. Sometimes I wish God, had a copyright to all His words....He spoke those valuable money-spinning words and didnt bother about plagarism whereas, we stooges write crap and immediately scrambble for exclusive rights and royalties to it...talk about the ironies of life...

wise'ing up

......the quest to acquire wisdom got me flipping through the pages of the annals of the wisest man that ever live...you cant imagine the raw wisdom that is permeating the pores of ma cerebal cortex. The author of the 'get-wise' annals was quite aware of the 'energy' transfer that would take place courtesy of browsing the pages of the annals for inspiration. He said at an instance,

'...they will make the simple-minded clever. They will give knowledge and purpose to young people!......' He says again at some other instance,

'...then you will understand what is right, just and fair, and you wll know how to find the right course of action everytime(foul-prove!). For wisdom will enter yur heart, and knowledge will fill you with joy. Wise planning wll watch over you. Understanding wIll keep yu safe!...............'

Can yu imagine that this was written donkey years before those times that we usually describe as 'more than 2000years ago' by an un-educated chap? ok...i want to classify this wisdom - revelations as the 'purest' kind! All yu ever gotta do to get 'em is want it, listen, and wise-up!
That being said, there lies the most likely secret of any traits of spectacular wisdom that folks might see in ma daily dealings with life and people...i wasnt born with this, i go on an expedition for wisdom and i find it engrave in what appears to be the dumbest Books around.....itz more like a journey to discovery...itz bliss!
Ok...that was long winded.....Ma style most definitely, it gives me an edge and a feeling of 'verbal' security. Today is a good day, Some ININGHE contributed to ma waking at 6.59am on a holiday! So, i decided to jot down a few stunts during ma course of conversation with 'em.
Yu know what, ma time management is horrible, itz dipiladitated!.....needs a total reform, I aint gonna lie 'bout that! Try as I may to salvage it, it really takes 'raw' guts for me to be slick by the hour...whateva that means but yeah! There is one person, who boasts on being more aware of me when it comes to this light, something that i have learnt to agree with. It goes to a psychic level where almost the precise time that i will arrive is spelt despite what alternative figures i postulate. On this particular occassion, I was determined to scientifically, factually and otherwise proof 'somebody' wrong...I prayed for favor to arrive somewhere before 8.30pm last night as was predicted. Ma prayers were answered amidst mockery, denial and logical reasoning, but, ma time, +- the differences said 8.28pm when I arrived! This almost turned into debate! hhahaha. I will live it to ma admirers, fans and judges to figure out the answer/winner. Was I able to subvert the outcome of that prediction?............
Talking about wisdom, when yu acquire it even in the simplest form, it takes care of your other endless worries, significant or otherwise.
It came in handy when I had to put up a mosquito net for one of the world's sweetest little gurls! Reason said it was impossible seeing the circumstance but, one look in her eyes gave me a hint of joy that would permeate her heart and sleep that night to have this white veil shield her from a world of hungry scavengers....wisdom came into play and the magic was done!
This gave me a sense of accomplishment! Putting smiles regardless of how, in the faces of people i meet everyday. Wisdom tells me that this is ma forte, the purpose of ma continued existence.....
I am not gonna go overboard with this wisdom shyte...now, tell me yu dont want some!.....Shitz n' Stuffz keeps flowing in now but, Wisdom says, i end it now...if anybody is bored enough to be reading this...I might be commiting murder if i type one word further......

stage back

itz almost becoming a routine of loggin in and out. A lotta interesting events took ma zeal off writing online for a while. With a lot of free time on ma back and an almost empty reseviore of wits and dough, i am staging a launch-back into the 'ligitoral' ..wateva that means - world of scribbling shitz and stuffz...this way i can keep ma mind busy until something else stages.

Blessed holidays has been on for about three weeks now already, there are more than 10more weeks to go. Between December, 2006 when i last posted and now, i need not say as usual that a lot of water has passed over the bridge...namely:

uncertainties
hope
miracles
dissapointments
lust
love
love
love
heartache
election
holidays
brokeness
self appreciation
music
strike
...to mention but a few.

Like most Nigerian politicians, i shall once again make an empty promise to totally reform ma writing life...and blog, no matter what magnitude of shitz 'n stuffz that comes in ma almost holidaying brain...long live the federal republic of mbierebe obio and ovrebo....