Ub

Ok, So, Sara randomly sends me a link, it is an online dictionary with the acroymns/definitions of my uber cool name, 'Ub'.....I am so cooled out that I decided that I am going to do stuff that I don't do often, re-post the excerpts in a bulleted remixed format....

• The state University New York at Buffalo - Largest and most prestigious University in New York State. Professors here supposedly have English language deficiency
• Under a blanket
• Unknown Bittie - a hottie that you do not know personally
• United Bamboo - an Asian gang
• Un Boyfriend - like a booty call or fuck buddy for those of you smouks who don't like the four-letter word( this one is gay!)
• Underage Boobies - this is the funniest! Used to describe the bossom of a hot under-18 year old girl, one that screams 'look-but-dont-touch!'
• University of Buffalo or Ugly Bastard - Used to diss, "is UB Ugly Bastard or University of Buffalo?'
• Ulan Bator - The capital of Mongolia. It is supposely cool if it is 'UB'
• University of Botswana - I just added this one to the list but I am certain they call it UB.

Here is the link to the copyrighted site in case any of you muschicks(sic) cry plagarism....SHUT UP! it's my name! hihihihihi http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=2&term=ub

Isn't this handsomely and coolio and lame in a sense! I am not a perv but I the underage boobies thing knocked me off my stool

My White Dress

Veiled in white
Whirling and whistling
I think I feel
Just like a princess
*hiss* the gentle wind says;
Dance!
…and I sway,
Serenaded by passive silence
Feels like freedom
Free as wisdom
Free,
Like birds and dancing trees,
Like nature and crying rocks
I put on my white dress
I feel like a whirlwind

©Ub Matthews-120209

So, I decided to play with Sara's (http://annawhispers.blogspot.com/) words literally. I wanted do something on a topic sentence that has been playing in my head for most of the time we was at the orphanage today. Some kids kept saying stuff that I thought I could build a material on and then I came home. While conversing with Sara for like 10minuteish, I stole some of her words and played with it. Forgive me Sara, but I had to post stuff here today.