'Bon Foetus.

On a chiling Monday summer morning more than two decades ago, I was brought into the world by two adorable and brave folks. I keep seeing these days as the months run into years but this time, it was on a Tuesday!

There was no better place to be away from ma family and loved ones than on a road trip to the Straits of Johor, almost Singapore and Malacca. I almost was not bothered by the fact that no one remembered me, not even to call! I took the initiative and called two folks who happen to be very close to ma heart. I felt relieved after the drool.

I was dreaming of a bleak birthday because everybody that cared were either too busy to give me some time. I thought of getting some ethanol and forgetting about life's miseary for two seconds but, I had a treat! Someone voluntered to drive me around Malaysia for a total of not less than 12hours. Busy clicking away ma digicam at every exciting place, I quickly forgot about every other troubles(taking 379 photos must have been a great job, wonder how I did it!).

Nothing brought me more joy than seeing the historical state in Malaysia for the forst time on ma birthday fully sponsored by some bloke...bless 'em.

Well, the day must have been very long as I almost got bored the remaining part of the B-day but I occupuied maself flexing some muscles at the gym in ma place and cooking me a special dish while watching movies till dawn. It was not the day of ma dreams but I will not forget this B-Day in a hurry!

tit tats

I got up with every inch of muscle aching thinking of the best way to start the day and keep it gooin'. Getting ready to start the day I grab a pair of scissors and clipped away ma glory again. Therez no much worries as it doesn't take an effort to grow it again. I feel like I had a make over and can't wait to show off. I think I really look different now hope the ladies still recognise me!
Like a seconder the spirit of spending and fancy came over me but too bad! I had only a few tens to spare. Now that it is 'au rovoire, Let us pray....our father who art in heaven hallowed......

in a dayz tale

Yu know when yu live yur life as if there was less purpose to it and you try as much as you can to add the 'virtual' purpose to it, thatz exactly how I feel now.

Been trying to worry less about being bored and face this holiday squarely. I feel like every one I know deserted me so maybe itz time to forge ahead and make nu buddies,....Gosh! I love this game.

I am supposed to be putting ma lazy ass down and having fun but it seems I am working harder than when I was allowed to. I found a perfect routine, get up, do ma business, stroll down to IKEA(damn! this is the most boring part), hop on the bus and get to college. It isn't much fun but at least I am doing something that I am not paying a bomb for!...I come back every day dog-tored and head straight up to the gym in ma condo and flex some muscles. I really pity those who have this as a habit, ma muscles are aching like sht! after just two days.

Ma B-day is coming up in five days tyme and I am not ready to see it yet. All ma buddies are kindda nowhere to be found and it is gonna be amazing celebrating it without 'em.

If there is something that I am enjoying this holiday it is ma crib. I have it all to maself and do whatever I want to without disturbance from 'ny quarters.....It is so peaceful and will really miss this when "His Highness" is back from globe trotting. I gotta bounce....peace!

puzzle

I left ma crib at 9:30 in the morning to college which is about 6km approximate and 10minutes drive. I arrived college at 12:30 after spending a total of 50sens on transportation. I did not go anywhere else except follow the course of ma journey. Whatz ma story! Where did the extra time and surplus money originate from?

Ordered steps....

Good dayz come in disguise......today was!~

I never knew what was in the offing except that ma house mate was leaving for Saudi Arabia which means that I will be all alone in the house for one month except someone has the effontery to come keep a bruhder company.

The journey started with a cab, thatz the first time that we've used the public transport stystem together. Nigga did not trust me with his car so he took the keys along. My part of the journey was about to end at the Airport express train station. I could not afford the 70bucks round ticket so I had to back-out! A few hugs ang rounds and I was enroute College.

I met these two shortyz that were gonna be instrumental to me earning over a hundred bucks in a few couple of minutes. God knows I needed this as I was on the verge of breaking down. god bless 'em. As if the cheque of over a hundred bucks was not enough, Some big sister lurved me with 100bucks cash! I ma just stock up the frigde cos I will need to beat the famine thatz trying to surface...MUM!

You know those days when you think that you are "lucky" and you lust to garneer all there is to it? .."This is the day that the lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it".

I sense these wind that will bring me a lotta playas and hatas blowing ma direction. I dunno if it is gonna be a birthday treat but, today was a very good day!

Gone!

Like a harnattan in Malaysia, it suddendly dawned on me that more than half of the people that have made ma stay here in the country worthwhile are gone or almost gone. Some are yet to return but some don't have any plans to. I am so so so bored but don't let 'em know!
The list goes thus,

• The Oksenholts,....ma second family- gone to Norway in batches
• Pablo, some mexican dude - off to Russia
• Iris, Pabloz mum- be leaving too
• Ricardo, Ma buddy and housemate - enroute Saudi and Syria
• The Ross', an adoring family - gone to Dubai and the Philipines
• Ivy, Ma mate's Mate- gone to China
• Daenielle, some sweet girl I met in college - off to California
• the list goes on and on but, I gotta stop here before the tears start drooling.

I feel like I am totally alone now...maybe these guyz made me not miss ma family. I am really missing them now. I gotta occupy ma self with something serious or I might really breakdown. Maybe a terminal gurlfriend, maybe no.....

tots 4 2day!

...what would it take to make me hate you?........Me.

dunnit!

Itz finally over! There is cause for celebration although I fared badly in the last paper. Well, I did ma part. I can only hope that miracles happen especially with todayz paper. I am not feeling 'ne confidence in what I did.

Kindda feeling down, something I really wanted to avoid. I thank God so much that he let me go through all these victoriously though! Iam bewildered that I did not break down in the face of adversity and can still walk up tall and gay. I may not keep ma promise of all A's but, I sure won't be repeating any of those courses and that is something to be happy 'bout.

I dunno know what tommorrow holds, I don't need to! The person that needs to know knows and thatz all that matters. As at now, I am sinking into some holiday mood. I hope to catch up on sleep I haven't got 'nough doze lately. I need to keep ma hands bz if I have to enjoy this hole-day!

...EED1123

..Todayz exams was very challenging..not difficult as per but, I thank God I studied what I studied, I could use it to keep ma pen travelling at 120km/hr until the exams was over. I am so happy that I could write. Scoring is just a whole different story.

Some lass had me all over the place. I tried to be a good bot but, pssst, she made me look like a fool. I had enough worries over ma upcoming paper but, shorty increased it by keeping ma calculating machine until ma paper was literally over. Itz all good, I used ma brains instead.

I am waiting to see what ma last lecturer has to offer. Bring 'em all on, I am gonna keep ma freak on.

...for maths

...yet in a little while, ai will be a free man.

offiicially, I have tecnically completed ma requirements to get a diploma in maths from ma prestigious college! For this I ma sure. Though it calls for celebration, I won't yet...not yet,...therez more to come baby! I did not end it on a very good note but I hope that the culture of A's will continue. Pray for me....it can't be any different.

day II

....and Electronic circuit exams came and went...'A' is in sight and all is fine, and there was evening and ther was morning....the second day!

..going!

Part I of ma predicaments is over. It started with a scare but I found ma footing before the sun set. Thanks be to God. Ms Goh is somewhat of a joy killer. She gave me barely half the mark for ma mid-term. She and some other nigga are realy scaring me...they dare not mess up ma result this semester....and I am out of here.

chippins'

...that dreaded moment is here again. This is nuthin about the American independence...not that ai care less....Itz exams time and all is very well....not. I am drooling ma brains out to make sure that whatever happens, nothing happens. Feel me!
Good people, pray for me bad guyz, I covert your babblings as well. The way things be going, I'll be needing both...peace.