Thank you Lord...

Thirty days have September and I am so glad itz all going....This month has been a Great month in ma life. Sequel to the fact that I had the perspiration to start this blog thingy..I have really learnt to live with the flow this month.....Ma family deserted me and have not called, sent love or dough ma way for the whole of the thirty days and I am left with bags of bills to settle...pray me Landlord doesn't come a-calling. But thank GOD for all the xperiences,...the budds HEz brought around to show playa some love and howz HEz keeping this bruh pushing...yoh'll don't really want to know what "yours-truly" hides under a cushion of smiles...all ain't too well baby! Just laugh off baby!.... confuse your crushers.

Many things have happened... yeah! Ma tight friend was 365dayz older this month! (Iam so sad that the murder fcuker is gettin too close to his grave - people should just stop growing!) and yoh'll know what he had for his B-Day? - Cake smears, a bike( nigga walks too much) and,.....A girl friend!... a very pretty at that...wonder what she was waiting for all these while.

So even as September slips into October, I wanna send regards to ma maker for showering me with all the affection and stuff. I'll send peace too to all my budds!...thanks guyz for smiling at me when there was no cause to do show yur "braced" dentition

And to all yoh'll nigga-wannabees-playa haterz....thankz too for being there... the game wouldn't so x-citing without having you around. Ride-on guyz, play hard, playaz, send love sisterz.....and I am outta here

Babblering....

Yeha!..I haven't really done this in while...been occupied by the ladies and books...n'wayz I'll try as much as possible to keep yu guyz posted... you see, lotz have happened since now. Sometimes I really forget to remmeber these events..pray for me!

I really lost some budds due to my affinity for them ladies..they say I am flirting...trying to game on them ladies to leave a brother........now, that so true - not!....I wish I were!....

Studies has really left me gasping for time....sometimes I feel so lazy to study....I think itz an overall lazyness..I just feel like sitting down and doing nothing than eat pop-corns. A couple of tests have come and gone and tsk....I got scolded by Mr. Roberto for not keeping- up my grades...says I am kindda being influenced(please don't take the ladies away!). "Aim for A's so you could land @ B+ if you miss 'em

"....( ma mumz fav. quote).

I think I could do any thing that I want to do at any time in point and don't get that easily influenced by friends no matter how possessed they are! My woes might be that I am passing thro series of emotional stress now...please don't need me talk 'bout 'em. I 'ave been babblering around since now and have not still found a footing to launch ma story so....I better get out o' here before someone gets wacked.....I'll see you guyz by 2.....

Peace!

Balling again!

Breezed in just in time to give love to buddies and hurry to first floor before 'Cikgu' Sharon would consider me late for class. It was fun having to learn words such as 'lawa'; yu know playa needs this games. Had fun in Mr Fu's "Turning Point" class until later when he left us with sums that needed guts and our brians began experiencing the "turning point" as well. The thought of socerring after so long a while quickly drowned the sinusoidal waves of differential Calculus.

I couldn't just wait to ball! Soccer was shit! though, I had to come in after some while (this kpods underestimated ma ability to play with balls). I had to kindda prove to them I have been playing with balls( NOT MINE!) since I was three. I scored one goal outta the four we had and connected my team to do the rest but I was good-not as I should have owned more. tsk... itz dawn...but we won!.... and itz time to quits.

Drove back with Siva( yeah! my head of deparment; I had to play against my school to prove a point). yoh'll needed to see Siva under my heels...'gave him a good run boy!
Homed and showered. Dinnered and went for this meeting with a group of individuals whose attitude towards music is suicidal. I would swear most of them are tone-deaf as they said to have a great time afterwards...'what da fcuk!'

Hmmm...opportuned to try some local delicacies and I tell you I grubbled down every bit of the yam..yummy! soon, Itz bedding time and I hugged and kissed my...............pillow goodnight!(what did yu think?) ..I'll see yoh'll in the wee hours.....peaceout!

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Somestuffs are better left un-said

.....and today was greeeeat. I'll stop at that today.

I 'ope yoh'll dun get mad...

I gotta out! bruhder needs sum rest.

Now, Dun fall in love...stand! we'll hit.

What I didn't do this weak-end

Weekends again....hmmm

The later part of Friday evening was fun! I went to this youth gathering and met with a couple of youngsters who are zealous and know where they are going - not! We played some silly games and sat down to 'makan' . We went deep into the night until it was time to say 'nights'. I got ridden home and said grace for the day! ...There was morning and there was evening....the next day!

I knew from the minute I woke that saturday was goin to be a lonnnnnng day...prepared for it though...nah! 'twas just sleeps and jacks throughout the whole day...was kindda 'kicking' when I found out that ai had this group of "Xi xiens" to hang out with later in the evening....soon we were 'makaning' again and it was fun except that I was forced to go round the streets of Damansara with candles..tsk.I felt 13! - not bad to burn the fats huh! ...and there was morning and evening....the next day!

I was supposed to get ready for church by 7:30am and I woke up by the dot of time! Scrambbled in and outta shower and in 10 minutes! I was kindda set to leave. Not enough time to 'do' ma hair so I might just have to worship with ma caps on today....'forgive me Oh Lord!'

Had this charismatic homie exort...damn! I miss my Sherperds back in the hoods.....I felt home!

My home boy had the grace to return ma soccer boots - he has kept it for almost 8 months;....seems like I ma start ma soccer thingy again....got ready immediately. known why I cleaned all ma 'feetings'?

Listens guys...I wasn't up to any mischieve this weekend. I was this good boy.....just stayed home, napped n' studied..yep. called up a few buddies and there was morning and there was evening and the 'holiday' ended.

Thatz how boring a playa's weekend is sumtimes...chao guyz..I'll hit it!

I lurve girlz, gurlz, garlz...

....Not a bad experience....I promised to talk about my girl's thingy and I just figured out I might just have to do it now or never!

See, I woke up by 4:00hours in the morning and was feeling very horny...sorry Hungry..I had some roti and dosed off again. I couldn't just continue sleep so I struggled outta bed again. Damn! I spent more time than usual in the bathroom today. My biological me needed to be downloaded...and I was pleased to helpout! Was that one hour just past? hmmm...what did I have for dinner last night?

Got ready for college and struted down just in time to give love to some buds before fast-forwarding to class. Siva tried to upload some telecom stuffz into our noisy cerebelum. He was done sooner than now and thatzit! Classes over for the whole of today. Figuring out what to do next I decided I....gotta flirt around for a while. Listen, I really have to do this man.
things and things happened in between and tsk yeah back to my story....It dates back to my childhood. My first encounter with a girl was about 22 years ago....now thatz ma age in case you are wondering. We went out for about 279days before we knew we were really made for each other. Our romance was great but then I knew she was seeing another person before me. I had to let go...we resolved it very amicably and still keep in touch with each other men!

So thatzit!..My first and best girl friend for now happens to be ma mum...the person she was seeing was ma dad. tsk... I wish I came in to the world earlier( if only wishes had wings...tsk)
I started seeing other girls then,...ma sisters( I have three beautiful ones), ma cousins, my relatives, neighbours and blah....thatz how ma love for women stemed. I just have to agree that they are the reason we(men) exist. Take out the ladies and me opts to out as well...I almost quit Engineering simply because they are but just one girl in ma whole term. It took a lot of efforts to make me stay. hoping more damsels will join us.

before I weary you with this girl's story, I'll have to check up on them..so, I'll unpause from here pretty soon...until then....go to the gym..you'll need some muscles for whatz in da offing.

JANIS....

..back. But not to stay...and I have NOT masturbated yet. Tidying up to leave office, - I mean my online space people, I just remembered to forget that I had not visited my mentor's blog. I go in there whenev'r I please to see stunts that she placed.

Yeah, Shez Janis. and she's a BITCH. yes she likes it! But she really is!...not the kind that yoh'll know....faggards! I mean a real cool BITCH. figure out what I mean!

I have been reading blogs and bloags but this one caught ma eyez that I spent hours studying the entries...call me nerdy.

Just added this damsel to my list of buds at friendster( we were friends already- doh!) and as I was rummaging her profile, I came across this blog address. Her profile had stunt so I figured there might be stunts in her space so I wandered in. I have since kept wandering.

I have always wanted to do something with writing...especially shit! but never had the zest to stick ma fingers to the keyboard except chat..plus I am an Engineer in the un-making. So ask me if I will graduate. Janis struck me real hard and I decided to keep this memoirs.

She said shez blushing because I said her to be my mentor, I wouldn't have problems believing that. you know this kind of girls that smile when you cough?.....that Janis...her smiles wouldn't be missed cos shez sexy too!(nah..pretty is modest aight?).

Yeah damn sexy, aight, think I am tripping? taka look at her tommorow. post your comments...deal?

So this here is her tribute or is it my tribute?...to her?.....pardon me! I mix up these things ever so often. She postes(sic) stuff that would keep lazy guys bezzey.

JANIS

Tall and slender

beauty and brains

thou art got it all in one

tripping the brothers

stiring the gossipers

that is how she struts

but don't be misled

she is a BITCH

yet don't be aroused

she's got the wits

explore her blog

you might hit her spot

thatz her sport

BITCH games it right

...but don't flirt with her

she's my Janis,

not my Janis but our Janis.

- Ub.

Now, this was not planned, I go with the turf, hope she doesn't read this.....so hookers, go ahead worship this damsel at www.only-j.blogspot.com .....I can now go and masturbate in peace guyz,.....goodnite ladies.....

..miscellaneous

Yet, I am here again to bore you with ma tales. Yu see, Today is the first day that I slept till 8am on a school day! I woke and was kindda rushing...I got to be in college to study for my semiconductor test by 10:30am! dammit! I felt so tired and sleepy that I could not study the previous night.

Yes!..I said to tell!, Maybe our beloved college should consider acquiring more current Engineering texts. That was one of the reason I didn't study(lame excuse huh!). All the Electronic devices Text books(Floyd) were borrowed..imagine that! not even one left for study in the library or on short loan. If I flout, blame them!

If you need to here this, I never really studied not even in school...you know I have this phobia for libraries. Yoh'll may be seeing me study in the cafe and scream what da fcuk! yeah I either go to the library to take a nap or borrow some texts..perhaps meet up a friend hahaha. For whatever reasons should someone make the library so cold? Coupled with the "sometimes" grave quietness, you might just get me snoring. tsk.

People say I study in the cafe because there are 'senoritas' around. Hmm..They may not be far from the truth. Yes I love being around girls, so what?(who doesn't anyway?......losers!). I grew up with them shortyz so spare me if you see me around em too much. Thatz ma calling...to hook up..hahaha. I'll fill you-in on girls sometime later.

sorry for deviating. ermm.....! eh hen..My test was the kind that is very easy to fail. You get what I mean? So fucken cheap that you know you are flouting...old thangs have passed away behold all thangs have become nu.

..and I am so so disorganised these dayz. dont know whatz going on but if you are careful you might just catch the glimpse(wassup wut yur hair man?.... hahaha). I just get blanked so often nowadays that I hate me. but I am still able to solve Mr. Fu's differential calculus problems people,....there is hope aint' there? I just might be typing shit today but, spare me; shitz what you might just need anyway!

...but I really had fun just sitting there and staring at folks walk pass. Analysing and stuff. tsk...boredom is bad baby, ....I gotta go masturbate guyz...see ya'll later. am outta here.

...watchout!..someonez out to fcuk!...

..and immediately I dropped home and was about having dinner...ma bud called....said to come over and do shitice(sic) to PCB design...we got test! I had to slumber down to his place...this playa down to the cent.

Did I tell you I barely studied there?....tsk slept off at his hood after chatting and watching tv. I woke up and strolled down to college just in time to attend ma first class. You know we've got this young guy with a Swedish Phd. taking us on Electronic Lab Practice. The guy is something else. Me thinks someone gonna need a lot of patience to cope with the kind of mates I've got....me included! Don't let him hear this but hez almost cursing.....y'all know the 'F' word? Tell him we could have gotten our Phd in "Chickology" as well. 'nah, no one opted to legalise it. hmmm...

tried gobbling down some stunts for the test but I tell you...it didn't work. I told yu ma lecturer was out to fcuk. He just rushed over three classes since the beginning of the semester and gave us a test that seemed cheap but cheat! I could barely do two questions properly..plus, Ma buds were screaming ma name(dun ask what for?) and I got so disorganised and pissed( the price of keeping them huh!)

well, thatz past tensed now...can only hope to do well in subsequent tests. My aim for an "A" is not eluded yet.

BM class was not it. I barely could get what lovely Sharon was not trying to say.

Today can be registered as a success cos' playa was able to show some shortyz love....ain't that what we are made of?.....sorry, for ? You'll have to tap that or rap that?.....choices!

So hold on a minute guyz, thinks I've got another lecturer to fcuk up tommorow...they ain't having me this time baby... I hope you ladies would cheer for me....looks like I'd need some support.

Cya guyz!...

Look what I did!

...I finally got over it...slumbered outta bed but dammit!..itz was still 8:45am....I have classes from 1:00pm so I was hoping to wake by 11:00am perhaps.

I got in to shower but ended up cleaning the whole bathroom.Yeah, I live with this wonderful Chinese nationals and they don't seem to give a damn. I hadn't figured out my Bathroom was pretty much in a gory state....well, by the time I was out at 10:45am, it was glimmering( I deserve a peck for this,...wish mum was here)....hope my wonderful housemates would let it stay for a day.

Fixed myself and soon I am in college. Learning BM did not promise to be this fun. I just hope I don't forget the words easily.

Maths II class was challenging....my smart Lecturer, Mr. Fu made my head spin with one differential sum he gave....you know what?...the answer was there but he needed to see how I arrived...you'd bet I never did!

You now how it goes dwag. Meet a few new folks, forget the old dwags...this is a fate we all have to live with. I try as much but sometimes,this norm is so inevitable. Met a number of them today and strengthened ties with older buds. Surprising I met a few faces I haven't seen in a while. Ninie is back!...Yeah she is back baby!..don't know what kept her away from buddies but shez back in college. Yapped with her for a while until she left a playa hangin...Damn!.itz 8:24pm!.....look here guyz..I really gotta pause this shit. I got a test in PCB design tommorow and I gathered itz fcuked....Gotta grab as much as I can peeps.....dun want Roberto(my horney lecturer) to fcuk me up.

So ladies..dun call tonight aight! brudaz gotta jack....you know what I ma saying? I catch yoh'll later....stay outta harmz way.....

Whatz so SpEcAiL about today ah?.....

....but Sunday is a good day. I tried calling up my friend to fetch me to church but could get through...I finally had to join ms Angeline to church later. He a nice time there... saw some pretty and wierd faces.

Had lunch at some Resturant later and came back home to dream. See, I dream lotz these dayz.

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Monday! - 20th sept, 2004.

You know those Monday blues?... It was really evident today. I really got pissed up with everything in the wee hours though I started back later on.

Quite usual but my Semi-conductors application class was bomb! I got to understand what they poor guy had been ever ever since 'last time'( he uses this word quite often).

Electric Circuits class was good too! but this dude's class is always ever so boring.

I got over it though! and started back to Tarik'z then to my place to change into some dark colored baffs( I was hinted I might get designed).

It is Mohammad's B-day! Dammit!..yoh'll know my fat-arsed buddy?( My best bud(KDU) and homie....yeah he just got a year older. I am so sorry for him. You know the guyz gettin older and will die sooner than he would have did last year! too bad man! But, mez gotta live with that tough wan!

We had mischieve up our sleeves so I was too careful not to spill the beans. Wished him "Happy B-Day" in a couple of poor wayz and felt sorry for what would happen to him aferwards.

I was in his place with a couple of folks, we locked ourselves in his room. He came back to be greeted with chocolate smears and all sorts of gory stuffs( diswashers, eggs, water, orange juice...yurk!) yeah that was how he looked. Soon every body looked alike(gayishly adorned with stuff). The apartment was in a hell 'o mess.

Food, music and love connections. This trio compromised very heterogenously, soon I was clicking away my digicam....making sure that no beautifully smeared human left without a memory(..am yet to upload the pixzes).

The after party was BOMB!...It really rained( you know what I mean huh!). Too bad! some people forgot to bring their raincoats.

It was soon time to clean up...haha...the long-avoided time. I stayed back along-side a couple of dwags to help out. those murderfcukers were having a test the next day. and In a little while, the house was sparkling clean with my "Ruben Studdard" drowning the screams of hookers. Hah! you don't know!

After seeing the 56th Emmy Awards and calling up a few buddies; we(Moe, Nadia - his thing, the B-Day boy, Erum and myself), went out for supper. Gosh!..I couldn't even eat! had loads of pizza n' chicken at the party. We really had a good time guyz. Nadia sent me back at about 3.00am and I jacked before wandering to dream land.

Did that sound like fun? Fcuk!..I was so damn tired and happy. couldn't wait for college the next day....Bad things are going to happen to good people tonight.....so I'll catch you guys later.

Goodnight ladies........

I got the balls so I cheated......

I got a problem..yu guyz might want to help me out. listen....I am in love(married), yet I am still flirting. I happened to witness my two crushes sweat it out. I really didn't know which sides to take so I sat back and enjoyed them fight over god-knows-what! a piece of ball!....Dammit!...this is wierd but...tag along.

What did you think?..pervert! huh!

Don't pass jugdements yet. I happen to be married to this baby called Arsenal Fc( hah!..what was on your mind?...BItch!), but sometimes I do flirt with this other cik(Bolton Wanderas)...you know shez got my homie playing for her and I am really into him...don't get me wrong....I am very straight. Call it patrotism or something but Jay Jay Okocha is the man!.....forget it that they are not winning the laurels but that dudez got the balls and the game. I really love to watch him dribble with the ball(not his balls dun son!)

So you see my plight, I really wanted either a draw or a win. Isn't that what happens yeah!..I wanted Bolton to have a upper hand. You could see me grin at the cafe in my condo with delight watching my crush give my wife a real hard time.

A goal came and a goal came and a goal came and a goal came and that was it( thanks to the brilliant connections by my man Jay Jay)! Nobody won and nobody lost and I was left a little bit relieved. I tell you Henry was really clipped he tried to break free though but was clipped again. Arsene kindda kept his cool throughout the match perhaps trying to take what my gurl was doing to his boys. Jay should have won "man of the match" I dunno who did.

Yeah yoh'll can go on and call me a cheat but, well someone gotta cheat at times. But please, if you are playing, keep it on the low and pray you don't get caught. I love balls and I play with it whenever I am given the opportunity. I still thinks(sic) that itz the best game ever! Whatever kind of ball, Ball-games are the best!...hah!.....see you now dwags

What do Saturdayz look like....

Saturday was fuckeed....I slept home until late in the afternoon when someone called me up to take me out(Ok!..it was a female lah!). Well for those that are keen to know about it, it was fun and un-fun.
The fun part was that I got fronted with dough. Just realised this was the first time I got fronted with that much since I came to this part of the world(dammit! I was so fcuken broke). and besides having a good lunch at KFC, Taman Tun, I was able to read my whole and understand it better than previously. Al this happened right there at the eatery. Thanks to the rain and my friend that kept me stranded.
It finally ended and I had to out! before the management of KFC kicked me out for over-staying.

So I continued my sleep from where I stopped after boring hours of study.

Listen nothing much happen again aight?.....I mean you don't really want to know what happened next....to give you a clue, I was lost in dreamland. I'll catch you guys later.....don't get into trouble until then. Chao!......

17th September, 2004...

Itz 5:30am and I am awake already!
damn! I wish I could just sleep somore. but no!... I planned to wake up and study but slumberness took over ma wish. Got to preparing for the day you know it takes me hours. Hmm..wondering, I got to do my rituals and stuff, prepare ma day before steppin into it.
Hair done, makeup applied, an ironed pink shirt and black pants, a few glances at my bathroom mirror, a few shotz(not liquor man! who drinks this early man? - I took the shotz 'naywayz with ma digicam...of course!) and I am set for work...dammit - college.
Met some shortyz on ma way through the cafe, my hangout spot. and yeah! my dear Zah gave me a goodmorning hug...thankz cutie!...I could use that...hahaha. gave peace to ma homies and tsk....off to class I bounce.

LHH- 3rd floor:
Dear Mr. Siva, was late for class but tried to squeeze in stuff into the oblongata of some nerds...tough task man. HE was smart to notice the uneasiness so, he gave yurs truly some 5mins break...hahaha...not too short to down to lift and say "hi" to some budds down the cafe.
Times flies yeah and so did I. arriving in class just in time to meet him finish up some tuts.

Cafe- ground floor:

Thatzit!done with shitty classes. Fridays alwayz a fcuking boring day. Met ma buddies (Zah - shez outting today; Janise - yeah My Bitch friend; Putri- some quiet girl; Michelle- sexy blah blah; Sharvin- I always 4gether name; Nurul - I missed yu gurl! and fcuk! I 4got this guyz name- the gurls were playing with his hair.)

My homie fronted me some fai bucks..don't tel no one but I am fcuking down man......Getting bored now..the ladies are out..tsk wonder what the world would be like without 'em!
went for CF and was refilled...LOrd knowz I was tooood hungry( don't worry, I'll try to avoid that word as much as I can't!). Hurried down to gulp down 20tons of chemicals for my nerves. ILa came by but left too soon - gurls are having holidayz man. I feel so lonely.
Juls and Fahd came by and we yapped, Hiba joined but left for work. Girls don't hangout on holz dwag.

Comp Lab- 2nd floor:
To the computer lab 'O ye nerds..soon I am hitting the keys away so nonchalantly. therez how you are getting this here shit. chatted with a few kpods but got tired too soon.
Seems like I'l be going down to Subang by 7pm - today can't end like this....and yeah!....probably to Segambut by 10pm..got to do some futsal practice for ma dear school of Engineering tournament.
Damn!..I wouln't believe this much happens on just a single day.....got so tired typing already....why would you guys bother studying this anyway?.....If you don't, boredom will prompt you to....hahahaha...
So until now, stay outta harmz way...Iam outta here.....

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Bed- 6th floor:

C'mmon gurls............to be continued

warm up exercise

Well, I am not the kind that stares into the computer screen for hours except that Iam viewing some giggy webspaces. Don’t tap that!
I just realised that I could put up some shitz and stuffz thatz been cloggin my mind for mega minutes for yoh'll to be pissed with as well.
As I told you before…I fuckin deleted all the shit I typed yesterday and this time..I think I am a bit smarter…I decided to type with Microsoft Word…..I’ll tell you what! this shit-head software kept underlining all my words….Tsk…tells of ma unfamiliarity with this goddamn lingua. I am used to “Chickzglish”..dun tell me yoh’ll don’t know that language. ‘naywayz, ermm…yeah, I was about to start up ma shit so I’ll just hit it.
Damn!..I am feeling so lazy already…but yeah! Janise - you remember my BITCH? My good big-time Bitchy Bud…Yeah! She gave me the perspiration dammit! – Inspiration rather, to do this shit so I give her ma caps (you’ve got it girl!.. I respect that; sorry that you are on holiday. Gimme a call’naywayz). You see I have got the language problem; I keep having this slip of teeth whenever I need to say the wrong thing. Pardon me!
In my not-so-many decades of wondering in this soon- to- be evacuated planet,…I have had shitz n’ stuffz that are worth learning from. Yeah brought up in the projects and lived in big cities later so I have had the best of both sides. You’ll find out later. Had this passion for writing shit until them shortyz stole ‘em away. Songs, shit-head poems and the like were my treasured past. You’ll need to see ma diary. Itz very small but contains everything I have done this year….now, don’t shout “boredom!”….it ain’t about that. I just have to tel my story one day…..Yeah!..word-for-word.
So to all ma budds who’ve been trying to read my journals, you’d better log on to this page (…see them scramble!) I keep no secreats dwags. Hey! You guyz might just get free chances to peep at live cams of celebrities like Aguilera and Beyonce do some stip-stuff…just drop in quite often.
Okies, I am so fcuking bored and un-concentrative so, I will un-pause here..what I mean is that I talk 24-7….whatever! I really gotta post this shit now before the machine-ghost deletes it again.
So ladies… don’t forget to gimme a call aight?....and to all the playas outta there…Play hard……that being said, Im outta here…..

genesis.....

Dammit!..
I am a kpod when it comes to using zeros and ones machine...You know what!..I sat ma arse down and typed over a manuscript of shitz n' stuffz for yoh'll but I got it deleted just before posting....Damn..I am sooo pissed....I don't think I would ever be able to write like that 'naymore..I really had the perspiration..pardon me....inspiration at the moment. but, I tell you what!..I am so fcuking tired and hungry that I have to go home now..been in college since the wee hours.
I promise to fabricate ma first shit and post it up here again...I am really sorry...not very used to computers..till now.....stay outta harmz way....peace