'Bon Foetus.

On a chiling Monday summer morning more than two decades ago, I was brought into the world by two adorable and brave folks. I keep seeing these days as the months run into years but this time, it was on a Tuesday!

There was no better place to be away from ma family and loved ones than on a road trip to the Straits of Johor, almost Singapore and Malacca. I almost was not bothered by the fact that no one remembered me, not even to call! I took the initiative and called two folks who happen to be very close to ma heart. I felt relieved after the drool.

I was dreaming of a bleak birthday because everybody that cared were either too busy to give me some time. I thought of getting some ethanol and forgetting about life's miseary for two seconds but, I had a treat! Someone voluntered to drive me around Malaysia for a total of not less than 12hours. Busy clicking away ma digicam at every exciting place, I quickly forgot about every other troubles(taking 379 photos must have been a great job, wonder how I did it!).

Nothing brought me more joy than seeing the historical state in Malaysia for the forst time on ma birthday fully sponsored by some bloke...bless 'em.

Well, the day must have been very long as I almost got bored the remaining part of the B-day but I occupuied maself flexing some muscles at the gym in ma place and cooking me a special dish while watching movies till dawn. It was not the day of ma dreams but I will not forget this B-Day in a hurry!

tit tats

I got up with every inch of muscle aching thinking of the best way to start the day and keep it gooin'. Getting ready to start the day I grab a pair of scissors and clipped away ma glory again. Therez no much worries as it doesn't take an effort to grow it again. I feel like I had a make over and can't wait to show off. I think I really look different now hope the ladies still recognise me!
Like a seconder the spirit of spending and fancy came over me but too bad! I had only a few tens to spare. Now that it is 'au rovoire, Let us pray....our father who art in heaven hallowed......

in a dayz tale

Yu know when yu live yur life as if there was less purpose to it and you try as much as you can to add the 'virtual' purpose to it, thatz exactly how I feel now.

Been trying to worry less about being bored and face this holiday squarely. I feel like every one I know deserted me so maybe itz time to forge ahead and make nu buddies,....Gosh! I love this game.

I am supposed to be putting ma lazy ass down and having fun but it seems I am working harder than when I was allowed to. I found a perfect routine, get up, do ma business, stroll down to IKEA(damn! this is the most boring part), hop on the bus and get to college. It isn't much fun but at least I am doing something that I am not paying a bomb for!...I come back every day dog-tored and head straight up to the gym in ma condo and flex some muscles. I really pity those who have this as a habit, ma muscles are aching like sht! after just two days.

Ma B-day is coming up in five days tyme and I am not ready to see it yet. All ma buddies are kindda nowhere to be found and it is gonna be amazing celebrating it without 'em.

If there is something that I am enjoying this holiday it is ma crib. I have it all to maself and do whatever I want to without disturbance from 'ny quarters.....It is so peaceful and will really miss this when "His Highness" is back from globe trotting. I gotta bounce....peace!

puzzle

I left ma crib at 9:30 in the morning to college which is about 6km approximate and 10minutes drive. I arrived college at 12:30 after spending a total of 50sens on transportation. I did not go anywhere else except follow the course of ma journey. Whatz ma story! Where did the extra time and surplus money originate from?

Ordered steps....

Good dayz come in disguise......today was!~

I never knew what was in the offing except that ma house mate was leaving for Saudi Arabia which means that I will be all alone in the house for one month except someone has the effontery to come keep a bruhder company.

The journey started with a cab, thatz the first time that we've used the public transport stystem together. Nigga did not trust me with his car so he took the keys along. My part of the journey was about to end at the Airport express train station. I could not afford the 70bucks round ticket so I had to back-out! A few hugs ang rounds and I was enroute College.

I met these two shortyz that were gonna be instrumental to me earning over a hundred bucks in a few couple of minutes. God knows I needed this as I was on the verge of breaking down. god bless 'em. As if the cheque of over a hundred bucks was not enough, Some big sister lurved me with 100bucks cash! I ma just stock up the frigde cos I will need to beat the famine thatz trying to surface...MUM!

You know those days when you think that you are "lucky" and you lust to garneer all there is to it? .."This is the day that the lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it".

I sense these wind that will bring me a lotta playas and hatas blowing ma direction. I dunno if it is gonna be a birthday treat but, today was a very good day!

Gone!

Like a harnattan in Malaysia, it suddendly dawned on me that more than half of the people that have made ma stay here in the country worthwhile are gone or almost gone. Some are yet to return but some don't have any plans to. I am so so so bored but don't let 'em know!
The list goes thus,

• The Oksenholts,....ma second family- gone to Norway in batches
• Pablo, some mexican dude - off to Russia
• Iris, Pabloz mum- be leaving too
• Ricardo, Ma buddy and housemate - enroute Saudi and Syria
• The Ross', an adoring family - gone to Dubai and the Philipines
• Ivy, Ma mate's Mate- gone to China
• Daenielle, some sweet girl I met in college - off to California
• the list goes on and on but, I gotta stop here before the tears start drooling.

I feel like I am totally alone now...maybe these guyz made me not miss ma family. I am really missing them now. I gotta occupy ma self with something serious or I might really breakdown. Maybe a terminal gurlfriend, maybe no.....

tots 4 2day!

...what would it take to make me hate you?........Me.

dunnit!

Itz finally over! There is cause for celebration although I fared badly in the last paper. Well, I did ma part. I can only hope that miracles happen especially with todayz paper. I am not feeling 'ne confidence in what I did.

Kindda feeling down, something I really wanted to avoid. I thank God so much that he let me go through all these victoriously though! Iam bewildered that I did not break down in the face of adversity and can still walk up tall and gay. I may not keep ma promise of all A's but, I sure won't be repeating any of those courses and that is something to be happy 'bout.

I dunno know what tommorrow holds, I don't need to! The person that needs to know knows and thatz all that matters. As at now, I am sinking into some holiday mood. I hope to catch up on sleep I haven't got 'nough doze lately. I need to keep ma hands bz if I have to enjoy this hole-day!

...EED1123

..Todayz exams was very challenging..not difficult as per but, I thank God I studied what I studied, I could use it to keep ma pen travelling at 120km/hr until the exams was over. I am so happy that I could write. Scoring is just a whole different story.

Some lass had me all over the place. I tried to be a good bot but, pssst, she made me look like a fool. I had enough worries over ma upcoming paper but, shorty increased it by keeping ma calculating machine until ma paper was literally over. Itz all good, I used ma brains instead.

I am waiting to see what ma last lecturer has to offer. Bring 'em all on, I am gonna keep ma freak on.

...for maths

...yet in a little while, ai will be a free man.

offiicially, I have tecnically completed ma requirements to get a diploma in maths from ma prestigious college! For this I ma sure. Though it calls for celebration, I won't yet...not yet,...therez more to come baby! I did not end it on a very good note but I hope that the culture of A's will continue. Pray for me....it can't be any different.

day II

....and Electronic circuit exams came and went...'A' is in sight and all is fine, and there was evening and ther was morning....the second day!

..going!

Part I of ma predicaments is over. It started with a scare but I found ma footing before the sun set. Thanks be to God. Ms Goh is somewhat of a joy killer. She gave me barely half the mark for ma mid-term. She and some other nigga are realy scaring me...they dare not mess up ma result this semester....and I am out of here.

chippins'

...that dreaded moment is here again. This is nuthin about the American independence...not that ai care less....Itz exams time and all is very well....not. I am drooling ma brains out to make sure that whatever happens, nothing happens. Feel me!
Good people, pray for me bad guyz, I covert your babblings as well. The way things be going, I'll be needing both...peace.

newbies

Itz the season in college once more when some folks make resolutions and others hope for changes. You know, coupled with exams, itz the Orientation week and there are a lotta freshies up in da joint. Niggas can't help but hope, dem shortyz have their sweet time choosing too. Well, itz a cycle that will well be over in a jiffy. Itz kindda good, those that acted up will be in top competition now and maybe a few break-ups might set in but,.....again, itz all good..part of da game homies.

The sad and good part is that the competition ain't too fierce yet as many foks are off to some holiday but therez more to come fellas relax and study the frenzy will all wean with a couple 'o 'Ds'.

They come in shades - Black, White, Cacuasians, Faggards, Babies, Wildos there is variety people! We wouldn't need punches for this except where neccessary. As for me, I went out and I am not in. I will see you playas when itz half time......

....about

....there is a break in transmission for now. Life is getting better around here and I am enjoying every ounce of it. There are loads on ma mind that I have to post even the post-dated stunts. I will be back to tell of ma stories. God has been WONDERFUL to me the few couple of weeks. LEtz pray this remains and hopefully...get better. PEace!

Mma Mma fly away!~

Friends are made without much fuss. You get to a place, see nu folks, get lonely, do your thing but, after a season you realise that you have created a nu niche - a groupe' of people you call buddies and then itz time to bounce! Often times emotions set in and you wish the folks never had to part but as inevitable as this may seem to be, you might get over it sooner than imagined...trust me! It a game and the cycle replays.

I really took friendships for granted..I mean, I do not really have friends but, when the thots of people you have fratenized with over a couple of hours leaving you for an undefined season sets in I am bewildered. When and how it started I throw in the bin, whatz gotta keep is that this doesn't become 'memoirs. I do not take chances now adays and hope that things be the same as they've always been. I only make the kind of friends that I can keep forever or fcuk it! Why waste the whole joint on something that might as well be futile...dig me!

The month of June and early July has always been a month of losing contacts, some for a season, some for as much as life can hide 'em. A couple of 'dearies' have hopped on some airbus and have arrived at some destination that only signals can reach in hours. Norway, Michigan, Califorania, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Phillipines, Canada, and you name them. Them niggas are just leaving me here that I feel so 'lonley!' Other folks are making plans to fly-away too and this has not only made me try to be more useful, but has took me to the throes of reflections.....,I ask maself. "Will folks miss when I am gone somewhere better?" ....this here is a food for shots

timeout!

Sunday was a very good day. It coulda been sad as a very good friend and sister was leaving for a whole month, but, we had unbridled, undefined fun.

It did not cross ma mind that there wa this mini-haven of fun right here int he city, I chanced upon it when a friend suggested we hang out there. Straight back from church with ma clothes still on I breezed in the Park with a heave of more than four(4) nationalities represented - Norwegians, Syrian, Phillipinos, Chinese and Nigerian. It was something that I have missed in like years so I not only indulged in frenzy, I saved some memories as well.

The first spot was this make believe Waterfall. It was short-lived as it got turned-off sooner than we expected but it was enough time to get to the crest of the fall and tumble down after losing some grib. For a while I saw maself coming....but when I could feel 'ground' under ma feet again, I knew there must be a God that really loves me. If you hear that fun kills don't doubt it.

Football, money-watching, fishing for fingerlets, trekking, shooting and you name it! Somehow, we stole some show as people couldn't help taking a quick galnce at this multi-national group staging some stunts and laughing away like there was no tommorrow....Well, the hullabooms of the evening continued till dusk when we had to bid farewells and bounce. It wasn't really a sad ending story as we time and chance will surface again. In da mean time, I gotz to fix ma brain for college. I think I am really missing like more than a week's work to stress and fun. Pace out

Good Manners!

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students, one by one "Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss." The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted

Goodmorning!

Today seems to have a lotta surprises in da offing. Not only did I wake up late and still bloody sleepy, I hiked a cab to college only to find out that there was a quiz on the class I missed for other shit going on.

I told the lecturer but she told me to sit anyway. After browsing through the 3 questions for about 5mins, I decided that the best thing to do was to hand the shit in. Now, thatz the first time in ma whole educational life that I handed in a blank shit of paper. It so embarrasing. The funny thing is that people thought that 'mr. smarty pants' had finished answering all the question under 5mins. Howz that!

I am still determined to face the rest of today and discover what it has in store for me today. Is it a bad day, I'll say NO! I am just having a variation in the turn of events which is a very welcomed development...and, I am out of here.

...purgatory

talking about investing our time wisely, It dawned on me that if our ability to see the nest day was based on how wisely we used our valuable time and did not waste it, then, this would not be cause I won't be around here to write this peace.

Some people live to die while some are dying to live but, do we really deserve what we have? If we lose track of why we were 'made' then the possibilty that we might as well, waste the whole 24hrs is very eminent. The HOLY book has made it clear that our very existence will be marred if we lose love in our hearts. Love for God and towards his creatures. This could be a hard nut to crack as most of the woes we face here on earth are caused by this costly negligence. " ...if we have all the earthly treasures and do not have genuine love, we are worse than infidels!" this is what the holy book reports.

Studies and live have shown that we spend our most of our time on the people and things that we love most. Reverred men have been quoted as saying that the correct spelling of love is T-I-M-E.

We could shield ourselves with the fact that nobody really needs our time so we invest it on irrelevant projects and self gratification. This overly, has its benefits so-to-say but, will the benefits still hold when time will time no more?

I have been learned and agreed that the best way we can spend the precious 24hrs we have is by loving God and his letting this love flow freely towards His creatures. To love demands that we give our time unreservedly to those who need it most. Somebody is gonna die today and would have used our valuable time and love to either survive or let go excitingly. Don't sit on the fence and be selfish towards something that you really don't own. Faunas shower love and affection only on their kind, an evil Evil that has brought calamities to our world. We all came out from Eve didn't we! ..and maybe some people are 'made-in-china!', this I would not find it hard to believe.....Give God, give Love, give TIME daily, itz the real essence of living.