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There are a couple of special features that should inspire any goal oriented students to attend ma college. It is non-arguable one of the best not private colleges around the east coast... namean? It has the features of a shopping mall except that some dedicated lecturers are nice enough to bore you with things that are mundane and they find diffiuclt to understand themselves. Features include:

• A muli-lingual community. (you could learn chinese for free from some leturers who choose the language as their form of knowledge 'dessipication'.
• A multipurpose cafeteria
• A smoking zone for puffers
• A makeshift boutique that you could purchase (or steal some old stock fabrics)
• Beautiful washrooms cum smoking zone for students who like inhaling the puff with a mixture of Latrine smokes
• A bursary which only imposes 50bucks per week for unsettled fees
• A chat cum games room for you to unwind(computer Lab)
• A cold room filled with both updated and outdated books for you to have siesta should you feel the urge to.
• A mini Zoo or Pet-hub in the cafeteria to enhance your viewing pleasure as the animals creep around. ( recommended for those with indigestion problems)
• A bookshop that sells, toys and clothes( you don't have to bring along your teddyz, or bother if yu forgot to wear a shirt).
• An Engineering lab that vibrates the whole building if the students happen to be building some 'explosives'.
• A laptop room for you to connect and watch shit should you feel bored with life and classes.
• LOts of fancy food restuarants in the 4 storeyed college building for you to take your lecturers out for lunch if you sense your grades dropping.

If you've had Dreams that are not Driving well, attend KDU for your dreams to be driven by licensed F1 racers. Thatz our speciality.

A change here is eminent - for better, for worse!