Monsieur!

Oight guyz!

I just want to drop this missive to all da playas outta there. You know what? To be in this game, you must know the basics, the concept of playin'.

I have been opportuned to yap with some of the shortyz in which y'll fancied and would wanna go out with. There ain't no problem with that. The problem is, strategise your game in such a manner that if "Crush" does not eventually agree to out with you, you can save ya face.....'namean? You can still be friends with 'em and not feel un-toward toward 'em.

There are many wayz of knowing if Shorty would fancy going out with you even before asking. But, if you decide to take it the old-fashioned way, ask, don't beg or tell.

There are a couple of things that shortyz do which is normal. You gat to give your crush something to talk about when she calls up gossip mates to dissect the day. I respect the guyz no matter what so, when shortyz start blabbing about some guy they hate because nigga apparently asked her out, I just tell 'em it private information and I ain't interested. Niggas you gat hear how sick the make it sound. "Poor thing! Hez such a loser trying to get in ma page"........Men! like you ain't SHIT!

Stop all this drolling over some fake-ass lass that tells you "I will have to think about it..." the mesage is clear. Move on! Maybe it all about the dough,..maybe 'bout da looks too but, if you're a good playa, then you'd know what to substitute. There is no reason to sit around and call this beauties 'Bitches!'.....not that they ain't; this only aggrevates the joint. Be a good guy once in a while even though youmight be accused of flirting. It doesn't hurt much.

Females ar like F-males, they could just like you if you make yaself likeable....namean? Do things like:

• Brush ya teeth!(man! I can't even talk to some guys....how will the females do?) chew gums or shut up if the stench still ain't drained.
• get a good, neat, unusual hairstyle sometime....change it a bit often, it makes you fresh and desired.
• Please take regular shower guys and watch ya skin. (a deodorant doesn't cost a bump if "Your's" is stale).
• Please smile at the ladies....itz wierd but, Smiling is sending out signals. It might be good ir bad. Just pray she gets the right signal.
• Don't be an ass around girls just to swoon them. They'd appear to like 'em but be cursing under their breath
• Lastly, never be more than asshole to ladies you are a total disgrace to manhood.

I ain't gonna tell you what to do about ya crushes but, I'll leave you with this.

• Know your class and type but leave room for miracles.
• you are being watched...act like you are!
• This is a game and you must have ya own gameplan.
• Never stalk a girl...it freaks her.
• never date a ho...you'd need a pump
• fcuk yu for wasting time reading this crap....to get along with the ladies is a gift ya mama should have given yu.

*diclaimer: Information here is professional and writer would be unprofessional enough to whoop ya ass if you diss dem shortyz.

Lastly guys, if you really like a girl, forget about all the 'dos' and 'donts'. Go all out to get her. Give it whatever it takes. forget about the Hatas....the're just playin thier own game.

".................I don't hate Playas', I just don't like the game"