In our high-tech-trans-scientific-plus-psychological environment of today(whatever that means), ever stooped to wonder where we are all heading?
Nanotechnology is having the field now. With the invention of Integrated Circuits nothing should be taken for granted...almost 'anything' can now be done. Thanks to the wiz-kids who spend their valuable time in the laboratory trying to birth-out ways confuse us - wierdos the more.
If you have not heard about the tooth phone, you might be spending too much time in 'tea tarik' joints gulpin down every caffeinated cuppa. Yes, a whole telephone has been miniaturised in a tooth! All you need to do is to visit the dentist - not something we would very much love to do; and have this wonder tooth installed amongst your dentition. When a call comes in, sensors do the magic, you open your mouth and start blabbing. Just remember to cover your mouth so people don't think you 'gila already'.
Where are these guys heading? You wouldn't want this multi-dollar piece of gadget to be stained with chocalate so alternative is that you pluck it off before every meal ain't tit? Too much work!
I am thinking our inventing a nano-human! please wish me luck!
Why the hell am I picking on these 'gurus'? I read up a cartoon in the Malay Mail of 6th October and couldn't help laughing alone in the confines of my small room.
The wife( girl friend, whatever!) comes in and finds dude looking for something in an empty box and says to Crush. "hey! I heard you have invented this nano tech piece of Wonder that is 1000 times smaller than a human strand of hair! and the guy feels good in responding....."yeah!"
The wife not satisfied senses something amiss and asks....whatz the problem now?
"I can't find it!" replies the poor dude.....
Immediately, I remembered a joke about a guy who got the wrong medication because the mother misunderstood his 'big' grammar and got spanked for tricking his Mum.
The young lad swore that he will never again use 'big' words when 'just' small ones would do....How does this two incidences relate? Sorry but you are gonna have to find that out yourself. am Out!
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